In honor of CM Punk's wonderful promo on Raw
"You got jealous eyes right there, your looking at me with jealous eyes!" - Macho to Hogan, Megapower explode on SNME
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Tasers & Tards Update #2
Matt Hardy claimed that he was being given some time off by TNA and was excited about it. Few weeks to recharge his batteries. Well, turns out he's really being suspended because Tard #1 has been showing up to events late.
I am shocked that someone as intelligent as he is would be late to events. Say it isn't so.
I must have a heavy tard obsession. I'm talking about this when CM Punk had a monster night on RAW last night. Its a sad day when the antics of some inbred and his taser getting suspended gets on this webpage first before a guy who's one of the best things going on in wrestling today.
Sorry, Punker. Sorry readers.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
The End is Near?
PWInsider.com has reported that The Kings of Wrestling were at both WWE shows this week, RAW and Smackdown, and were running through moves in the ring with WWE officials before each show.
I'm so confused about this. I don't know how to feel. I haven't been this confused since I stumbled across that "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" show. How do you not know?!?
Anyway, you hate to root against two hard working guys getting more exposure and a definite pay raise if they sign with WWE. But then the selfish part of you wants to see them have 30 minutes wars with the Briscos and Haas & Benjamin. You know that most of the time that won't be possible in WWE.
That certainly begs the question, do they send these two to FCW? They're seasoned veterans, but they even sent Punk to OVW to learn to work the "WWE way" (Although realistically Punk always kind of worked a WWE style, but I digress..) If that's the case it will suck as we won't have them on TV in any form until they came up to the main roster. I haven't progressed to a point where I actually watch the FCW shows. I still sorta have a life. Kinda.
Damn, I'm all twisted up inside. I'm going to go have a beer and try to clear my head.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Trevor Murdoch back to the WWE
It is being reported that Trevor Murdoch has resigned with the WWE after a couple dark matches with Evan Bourne and Jey Uso last month. Murdoch was previously with the WWE from 2005- 2008 and a couple of short stints with TNA in 2002 and 2009. I really hope that they give him somewhat of a push, because I like his look because it’s some different than a Batista clone. I’ll take a Dirty Dick Murdoch clone over a Batista cone any day.
An Observation
Chyna's breasts (fully deserving a Botchamania) look like two pumpkins stapled to a cadaver. Probably because this is all she had to work with before.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Breaking News: Chyna has ruined porn for me
Well its official, Chyna has single handily ruined pornography for me and most of the nation. This is truly a sad and dark day for me and my people. This was a feat that I never thought could have happen. The best way to summarize my previous porn viewing is to quote the late Macho Man Randy Savage, “Soaring with the eagles and slithering with the snakes, and have been everywhere in between”, and this is by far the worst.
Even at the ripe age 13 when porn are a hard thing to come by (pun intended), I would’ve of said “No way Jose”. I get the same feeling from watching this movie as I did when I would watch Fear Factor. That’s right, I just compared a dude going down on Chyna as the same as a dude eating a plate of large bull testicles with a side of dead chicken fetuses.
I don’t know if worst part of this video is razor bumps around the private area of Chyna, ass pimples on Chyna, and or feeling sorry for the guys and girls that have perform sexual acts on Chyna. It’s been about a week since I’ve seen this video, and yet I still have that feeling that you get after riding the Gravitron five times in row.
On a side note: I would also like to nominate Chyna’s boobs to have they’re own Botchamania.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Tasers and Tards Update
This video was posted by Matt Hardy a bit ago as he decided to pull the taser video because of people making "judgmental" comments about Jeff. He reiterates that Jeff is completely sober and in a perfect place in his life right now.
Honestly, if he would have said, "Jeff's still hopped up on pills and so am I!"
I might have forgiven this retarded behavior. Knowing that they are stone sober and taking a taser to each other like a bunch of 16 year old inbreds makes it far worse for me.
Anti Bullying Commercial starring The Bellas
It sure makes alot of sense to have the Bella twins in a commercial for anti bullying. I believe it was only a couple weeks ago on Raw when they were just calling Kharma a fat and as big as a blimp. I guess that some how doesn't count. I'm just surprised that this commercial didn't star Sir Michale Cole, since he was the one that called Josh Matthews a fag on Twitter.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Tasers and Tards
Seriously, Jeff and Matt Hardy are straight up retarded. Here's a video of them tasering Matt's girlfriend. She is a willing participant in the video, proving she's just as big a retard as they are. I sure do hope they breed.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
History of TNA Wrestling: Year 1
I was watching this DVD over the last few days and it left me with a very odd feeling. I was both really happy about the quality matches I was watching and really pissed off that TNA has evolved into such a shit show over the last few years.
When NWA TNA came into existence I had taken a sabbatical from wrestling to drink massive quantities of beer and whiskey and chase skirt in college. I somehow convinced myself out of insecurity that admitting to my large wrestling collection or love of pro wrestling in general was going to probably keep me from scoring. I was probably right looking back, but wrestling sadly sat on the shelf collecting dust for me while a lot of big stuff happened in the business.
The advantage of that is that I can watch DVDs like this and its all new to me. When TNA fans still held on to the greatness of the X division and even some of the main events, I honestly didn't quite believe them. After watching AJ Styles vs. Jerry Lynn vs. Pscosis vs. Low Ki in that 2 fall elimination match I can see that I was a pretty big dummy for not believing them. Unbelievable stuff. The ladder match with most of the same competitors on the DVD is absolutely unreal. Great match.
I'm not shy to say I was the biggest Raven mark on the planet for many, many years. I still love the guy, even though he's semi retired and has gotten into worse and worse shape. More so, I really have never been a big fan of Jeff Jarrett at all. I always thought he was extremely overrated and I always associated him with what myself and many wrestling fans feel to be the biggest evil in professional wrestling, Vince Russo.
That being said, Raven and Jarrett tear the house down in their championship match on the DVD. Was a lot of this due more to Raven being the ring general and some creative booking? Yes, but I'll give Jarrett credit where its due; he worked hard in the match.
I'm excited to delve more into the early X Division matches as time goes on. I know its only going to make me even more upset that they've managed to squander all that potential to turn TNA into such an awful show.
I know we're not incredibly consistent with our show and PPV reviews, but I can assure you from now on that we both refuse to review Impact. Its such an awful show. PPV's will continue to be reviewed but neither one of us can stomach writing a review of Impact.
Over the next few days I'm going to begin a 3 part series on something I hate almost more than Vince Russo. Garbage wrestling. If you're a fan of light tubes, fat guys who barely know how to take a bump, and CZW, I would just take us off the bookmarks of your browser right now. Enjoy!
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