Separated at Birth: Dusty Murphy

I was just watching WCW Slamboree 96 the other day and I noticed that Dusty Rhodes was wearing a jacket that looks alot like Eddie Murphy's jacket from his Delirious HBO special. Dusty always had style.

Breaking News: Matt Hardy Is Still FUCKING Insane:

Here is Matt's newest online video featuring inanimate objects talking to him, something about saving a bus full of children? If you ever wanted a video diary of what a slow fall into madness looks like, here you go.

 

Matt Hardy is FUCKING Insane

This is what Matt Hardy wrote yesterday on Youtube in response to a fan asking about his accident/DUI arrest. He's super sane.

"When the side windows glass smashed into my face, arms, & neck, some of the blood that did felt almost angelic. I went from being afraid to die to feeling like I was almost being reborn with some sort of an ABSOLUTE PURE LIFE-FORCE. It was the most amazing thing I've every experience, I felt like I'd just received the blood of an angel flowing inside me-I know this sounds crazy! Due to these, I only have urges to help people. And miraculously, all my vices are gone.

Amen Friends,
MATTHEW"

The best part is that Matt was also hinting of a WWE return yesterday. Yes, I'm sure after you were suspended by TNA, fired by TNA, and now making statements about having the blood of an angel, they will welcome you back with open arms.
To quote Jim Ross, "MAH GAWD!"

Separated at Birth: The Nastys & Bebop and Rocksteady

And Again....

Now Mr. Silent Rage supposedly is getting popped with a Wellness Violation. The hits, they keep coming!

Mike Chioda Suspended for 30 Days

That’s right, Mike Chioda has been suspended for 30 days for violating the Wellness Policy. They haven’t released the cause of the violation, but I’m sure it’s safe to guess that it was Black Tar Heroin.

Golden Spoon

Man, I wish I was born with a gold spoon in my mouth, then I could be as awesome as Ric Flair.

Jive Soul Bro

Just Another Black Friday

Looks like this could be the start to another Black Friday for the WWE roster. Melina, DH Smith, Chris Masters, and Vladimir Kozlov have been released earlier today. I would assume that there will be more releases this afternoon. Let’s all hope that “The One Man Rock Band” wont be on this list. Fingers Crossed

Oh yeah, and Gail Kim claims she quit on Monday night.

Separated at Birth: Giant Gonzales & Slim Goodbody