Well its official, Chyna has single handily ruined pornography for me and most of the nation. This is truly a sad and dark day for me and my people. This was a feat that I never thought could have happen. The best way to summarize my previous porn viewing is to quote the late Macho Man Randy Savage, “Soaring with the eagles and slithering with the snakes, and have been everywhere in between”, and this is by far the worst.
Even at the ripe age 13 when porn are a hard thing to come by (pun intended), I would’ve of said “No way Jose”. I get the same feeling from watching this movie as I did when I would watch Fear Factor. That’s right, I just compared a dude going down on Chyna as the same as a dude eating a plate of large bull testicles with a side of dead chicken fetuses.
I don’t know if worst part of this video is razor bumps around the private area of Chyna, ass pimples on Chyna, and or feeling sorry for the guys and girls that have perform sexual acts on Chyna. It’s been about a week since I’ve seen this video, and yet I still have that feeling that you get after riding the Gravitron five times in row.
On a side note: I would also like to nominate Chyna’s boobs to have they’re own Botchamania.
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