We know at this point that Kharma has been written off WWE TV for the next nine months. It didn't take a complete genius to figure based on Kharma's gender and the time period that she is probably pregnant. The news hasn't been confirmed as far as I've seen, but the dirt sheets are saying its pretty much a no brainer, which I agree.
That leads us to the most important question, who has done this? Who manned up and slept with this beast of a woman? Someone extremely drunk? Someone extremely hard up? Someone with a fetish for extremely large women? That is the question we are going to attempt to answer.
As my close friends know I'm a huge fan of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. One of the greatest episodes they ever did was a mystery episode titled, "Who Pooped The Bed?" They had a follow up mystery episode, "Who Got Sweet Dee Pregnant?" later on. Continuing in that tradition, we ask the question that's on this wrestling fan's mind at least. Who knocked up Kharma?
Suspect #1: Mark Henry
That leads us to the most important question, who has done this? Who manned up and slept with this beast of a woman? Someone extremely drunk? Someone extremely hard up? Someone with a fetish for extremely large women? That is the question we are going to attempt to answer.
As my close friends know I'm a huge fan of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. One of the greatest episodes they ever did was a mystery episode titled, "Who Pooped The Bed?" They had a follow up mystery episode, "Who Got Sweet Dee Pregnant?" later on. Continuing in that tradition, we ask the question that's on this wrestling fan's mind at least. Who knocked up Kharma?
Suspect #1: Mark Henry
I know, I know. I'm tiptoeing around the area of bad taste, but that's really what this website is all about anyway. These two gigantic African Americans would make a baby that would use Shaq O'Neil as a rag doll. (tip toeing) The poor thing would outweigh the entire Klump family. (stumbling) It would make Precious, from the movie Precious, from the book Precious by Sapphire, look like an anorexic whiney teenager who can't get her shit together. (Bad Taste! Officially!)
Suspect #2: Daniel Bryan
Never, ever, trust the quiet guy.
We all saw what Kharma was doing to the blonde doll heads. Days later Dolph's hair is a dark shade of brown. Was this done to appease his secret lady? My guess is no, especially considering they already made the poor idiot dye his hair bleach blonde again. But then again, maybe that's why Kharma was crying?
I'll admit I only threw in Hornswoggle's name because of the sheer absurdity of it and the visual that it produces. That's right, Kharma and Hornswoggle having sex. Visualize it. You're welcome.
With everyone sleeping with his on again/off again girlfriend, Melina, maybe poor John fell victim to the ultimate in terrible rebounds. Man is that a terrible rebound. Terrible.
So faithful readers, in order to get interactive with this question I decided Who Knocked Up Kharma? Will be our next poll question. What do you think? Feel free to answer the poll when it is posted in a few short hours.
So faithful readers, in order to get interactive with this question I decided Who Knocked Up Kharma? Will be our next poll question. What do you think? Feel free to answer the poll when it is posted in a few short hours.
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