- When CM Punk came out, Josh Matthew said that Punk was a Spin Doctor
I don't think he was talking about "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong' kind of Spin Doctor
- Punk came down with the new Nextus, but the GM said that the new Nextus were baned from ringside
- There was alot of use of kendo sticks, The Sandman would be proud
- Punk hit the GTS twice, and Orton hit the RKO three times
- Randy's 2nd RKO was on the annoucer's table, and the 3rd was off the top rope to finish Punk off
- Overall, this was a pretty good "Last Man Standing Match"
Winner: Randall Orton
Sidenote: The Colemine isn't decked out in British stuff and there's no throne. Looks like they drop the whole Sir Michael Cole thing pretty quick
Match #2 Kofi Kingston vs Sheamus - Table Match for the US Championship
- There a real contrast of skin color here
- Shemaus's knee pads look like he borrowed them from The Patriot
- Kofi leaped off the top rope to put Sheamus through the table on the outside.
Winner and New US Champion: Kofi Kingston
They cut to Todd Grisham interview R-Truth. Awful. I could make jokes, but it's not really worth it. He does however remind me of a Juiced up Flavor Flav
Match #3 Sir Michael Cole & Jack Swagger vs Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- Cole cames out wrapped in bubblewrap for protection
- Good Old JR is sporting a Sooner's jersey
- Lawler unwrappes Cole from the bubblewrap
- Swagger ties Lawler to the ropes with one of the straps
- JR applies the ankle lock on Swagger
- JR then whips Cole like a Government Mule and applies an ankle lock
- Swagger stops JR and Cole gets the pin with a roll up
Winners: Sir Michael Cole & Jack Swagger
They then play a horrible promo for next month's PPV, Over The Limit
Match #4 Cody Rhodes vs Rey Misterio - Falls Count Anywhere
- Cody comes out and says that the audience should put on a paper bag mask, because they are Extremely ugly
- They end up fighting all over the building
- We were getting "Holy Shit", "This is Awesome" chants when they were fighting by the concession stands
- Josh Matthews says that a match like this can take years off your career. Apparently he has never seen a Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka match
- Rey uses a Great Muta green mist on cody to get the win
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Match #5 Michelle McCool vs Layla - No Count Outs/No DQ's/Loser Leaves WWE
Winner: Layla
- Has Michelle McCool sits in the ring crying, Awesome Kong aka Kharma's music hit. She come down to the ring and give Michelle the implant buster.
- They then show all of the divas backstage watching this and looking very worried
Match #6 Christian vs Alberto Del Rio - Ladder Match for the World Championship
- This match was awesome
- Alot of great uses of the ladders
- This was right up there with the ladder match that Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramone had......at Summerslam 95
- There was a "Road Warrio" pop when Christian got the belt
- Edge came out to celebrate with Christian.
- My eyes ALMOST started to water
- I just hope he holds on to the title for alittle bit
Winner and New World Champion: Christian
Match #7 Wade Barret & ezekiel jackson vs Big Show & Kane - Tag Team Titles/ Lumberjack Match
Winners: Big Show & Kane
Match #8 The Miz vs John Cena vs John Morrison - WWE Title/Cage Match
Winner and New Champ: John Cena
- John Cena's 10th Title win took a backseat to the news of the death of Bin Laden
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