Saturday, March 12, 2011

Breaking News: The Natural Disasters Linked To Japan Tsunami

It has just been reported by the BBC that Earthquake and Typhoon might be responsible for the tragedy in Japan. One witness claims to have seen both suspects early Friday morning in Tokyo. They were believed to be under the influence of alcohol, and were seen performing both of their finishing moves on a tipped over garbage can. It appears that the deadly combination of Earthquake's Earthquake Splash and Typhoon's Tidal Wave was just to much for the "Land of the Rising Sun". Both members of The Natural Disasters could not be reach for comments at this time.

(On a serious note, Our thoughts and prayers go out to all of the victims of the tsunami)

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