Friday, February 25, 2011

Breaking News: Sting and RoboCop to Reunite


It looks like the wrestling world is about to be turned upside down. The two powerhouses are about to team up for the first since May 19th, 1990. Sting has remained active as a pro wrestler ever since then, but the same can not be said for RoboCop. Alex “RoboCop” Murphy has been enjoying retirement from the force since the mid 90’s. He currently resides in Old Detroit with his three calico cats.


The duo once famously struck fear into the Four Horsemen, and now some 20 years later their looking to do it again on a whole new generation of wrestlers. We asked Mr Murphy's manager about exactly inspired this comeback? He claimed that Murphy was watching "Wild Hogs" on TBS and knew what had to be done. When asked for a comment, all that RoboCop had to say was this, “My friends call me Murphy, You can call me RoboCop”. We’re still trying to figure out what exactly that means. He then followed up with "Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening".

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